Connor Conquers
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The Worst Guide To Factorio
Factorio is a base-building-automate-'em-up and has allowed me to automate my descent into madness. This is a net negative for the biters.
Thumbnail art (and some used in the video) by: x.com/HideBoar
Watch me struggle live: www.twitch.tv/connorconquers
Random train of thought: PenthosGaming
Check out people who actually know what they're doing:
@Trupen
@DoshDoshington
@Nilaus
@ambiguousamphibian
@martincitopants
Music Used: ua-cam.com/play/PLNgoQLurSH-Yyntx7vBqE9aOQ2iT2Vb7g.html&si=-cz36E8mMfb090s0
RE lead dev: DO NOT HARASS ANYONE. No one gets bullied into believing they're in the wrong; they, more often than not, just double down. I learned about their behavior halfway through producing this, and had I known from the start, this video probably would have been about Satisfactory or something similar. All this to say, while I do love this game, it's somewhat tainted by this knowledge, and I wouldn't feel comfortable recommending it without acknowledging it.
Queertorio: github.com/ConnorConquers/Queertorio
SECTIONS
0:00 - Intro
2:00 - The Basics
7:02 - Just Build More
11:05 - Get Me Out Of Here
15:47 - THE FACTORY MUST GROW
19:19 - Conclusion
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Відео

The Worst Guide To Noita
Переглядів 555 тис.4 місяці тому
Noita is an action rogue-like that has destroyed my sanity, and now I'm going to gaslight you about it, pixel by pixel. Watch me struggle live: www.twitch.tv/connorconquers Random train of thought: PenthosGaming Check out people who actually know what they're doing: @FuryForged @DunkOrSlam @NotAlbino @LetsSufferTogether Music Used: ua-cam.com/play/PLNgoQLurSH-ZQQLPGUYghqFa68hJb2dCl....
The Best Games I Played In 2023
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My thoughts on the best games I played in 2023. This year was a real Great out of Good. What did you think of these games? What were your favorites? Watch me struggle live: www.twitch.tv/connorconquers Random train of thought: PenthosGaming Music Used: ua-cam.com/play/PLNgoQLurSH-bNyfasDOen54xGGG8Mvc7c.html SECTIONS 0:00 - Intro 0:32 - Honorable Mentions 2:15 - Darkest Dungeon 2 3:1...
The Worst Guide To Stardew Valley
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Stardew Valley is a beautiful, cozy game about running a farm and making friends but the only thing I'm sowing is discord. Watch me struggle live: www.twitch.tv/connorconquers Random train of thought: PenthosGaming Special thanks to MondoArt and Argama for letting me use their artwork. Please check them out MondoArt1 ArgamaWitch Good Stardew Content Creators:...
The Worst Guide To Darkest Dungeon 2
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Darkest Dungeon 2 is about making the best of a bad situation. I want you to do the same with my guide. Watch me struggle live: www.twitch.tv/connorconquers Random train of thought: PenthosGaming Music Used: ua-cam.com/play/PLNgoQLurSH-bNdYbDxTF_ABb4WlrJ7HLp.html Thank you @ChristopherOdd, for letting me butcher your content so I could avoid fighting the Leviathan. SECTIONS 0:00 - I...
The Worst Guide To Oxygen Not Included
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Oxygen Not Included is one of my favorite games of all time. I will now talk at you about it for fifteen minutes. No, I will not fix the spelling mistake near the end. Watch me struggle live: www.twitch.tv/connorconquers Random train of thought: PenthosGaming Music Used: ua-cam.com/play/PLNgoQLurSH-YjZDUmpMeQRxhlBnFzzEZz.html Oxygen Not Included Shorts: ua-cam.com/play/PLXtRs5MEBxEg...
The Best Games I Played In 2022
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In 2022 I resolved to get through my backlog of games. I completed 35 games, not counting a few I didn't like enough to finish. Here's the best ones. What were your favorite games played in 2022? Watch me struggle live: www.twitch.tv/connorconquers Random train of thought: PenthosGaming Music Used: ua-cam.com/play/PLNgoQLurSH-a8rMFLJkMMkl7z-wPgmf94.html Video Used: ua-cam.com/play/P...

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @LtDan-fy7lc
    @LtDan-fy7lc 23 хвилини тому

    Why do we care what the devs do in their free time? Including making dumb comments on social media? If the game is good, then I will buy it. I could care less what they do, as long as they don't project their political views and/or personal opinions into the game in an unsightly way. If you are a game dev trying to promote "x" political view or opinion, make a game where that is the main focus. Otherwise, keep it out of your games. If you do that, I have literally zero problems with you. I don't know them personally, and I don't have to. At the same time, people in general also need to learn how to intelligently separate a creator from their specific works. Do you see any embedded political philosophies in Factorio (other than "committing genoc!de is 100% okay")? Because I definitely don't, not without performing some truly astonishing mental gymnastics. The point being that you shouldn't boycott a game you like just because one of the devs made a comment that gives you the ick. That's certainly your prerogative, and it's your money, but it doesn't make you seem any less douche-y. If I am on the verge of starvation, I'm not going to let myself die just because the guy selling me a loaf of bread said something off-color some number of years ago. That's just asinine. Not to compare video games to food, obviously - I was just using an extreme example to try to help underscore my point. Don't deny yourself pleasure (especially when it comes to something as trivial as a video game) just because you feel like you're betraying your beliefs. Suffering, in a broad sense, increases wisdom - but too much suffering is almost worse than none at all. Perhaps suffering is not the right word, and maybe "flagellation" is. Either way, I doubt he's gonna spend my $20 on a warhead that destroys all gays or whatever the hell opinion of his that people are so upset about.

  • @LtDan-fy7lc
    @LtDan-fy7lc Годину тому

    "Ratios can get very out of hand in this game, so if you want to truly understand them, then the best advice I can give you is: good luck." This. 1000% this. In a moment of desperation, I asked an AI (Perplexity, because it has more up-to-date info than the free version of GPT) if there was a single unifying ratio I could follow for all the production lines, and it said there was no such holy scripture. It was in that moment that I chose to truly embrace Production. You must do the work to achieve understanding and enlightenment.... or insanity. I haven't really figured out which yet. Anyway, I have trains to make.

  • @primedko9999
    @primedko9999 2 години тому

    Godlike editing sir!

  • @Jcewazhere
    @Jcewazhere 5 годин тому

    Love the callouts on the dev. And the shoutouts to other creators. Subbed.

  • @Jcewazhere
    @Jcewazhere 5 годин тому

    "More insertions than a sounding enthusiast" ouch.

  • @byF4b1
    @byF4b1 7 годин тому

    I fucking died at 20:47 I am stilol laughing 5min later

  • @Gigusx
    @Gigusx 7 годин тому

    _This planet is alive and I'm gonna teach it fear_ 👀

  • @user-uh8lu4vh1h
    @user-uh8lu4vh1h 7 годин тому

    AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO FEELS BAD FOR CLINT

  • @320Devil
    @320Devil 16 годин тому

    whhat about poxial :(

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers 9 годин тому

      Never heard of them but I'll check 'em out!

  • @uk6396
    @uk6396 16 годин тому

    As a german, we indeed only need redbull, cigarettes and production to survive

  • @miss_bec
    @miss_bec 16 годин тому

    Hey memes aside this video is god damn amazing. The pacing is perfect, the editing is perfect, the jokes are fucking great. It's like a Maxor video but i have functional retinas by the end.

  • @vladspellbinder
    @vladspellbinder 22 години тому

    So, some funny jokes throughout but the one at 15:56 made me literally laugh out loud so thanks for that. I've sort of bounced on the tutorial of all things. I don't know what it is, I want to get sucked into this game but don't while Satisfactory didn't let me go for over a year. Thanks for the video.

  • @ratelslangen
    @ratelslangen День тому

    But poly can be beaten if you take enough shrooms

  • @scottgilmour8312
    @scottgilmour8312 День тому

    The Barton street metaphor couldn’t be more apt

  • @roboterson
    @roboterson День тому

    As a player in the top 50 for playtime on steam(over 7K hours), I will never understand people who just build a base using templates. To me that seems to completely defeat the purpose of the game. I am a big fan of calculators, YAFC is the only reason I was able to complete the full pyanodon pack in only 3.5K hours.

  • @THE_TRAPPYMAN
    @THE_TRAPPYMAN День тому

    Gotta say the entirety of the community keep arguing about who to fuck

  • @3thanguy7
    @3thanguy7 День тому

    objectively the funniest way to address the somewhat problematic factorio devs

  • @Rakiska
    @Rakiska День тому

    Btw, in video he is using old big mama mall, which is outdated and sucks. There is a newer one, not optimal, but it works.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      I used a very old blueprint with broken recipes. I just thought it looked cool for the video lol. Building your own mall is 100% the way to go.

  • @faulkner146
    @faulkner146 День тому

    Interesting the developer is the reason I bought and gifted copies to my friends.

  • @La_Verge
    @La_Verge День тому

    I think Pierre is just as bad if not worst than Jojo Mart.

  • @dragonpc8258
    @dragonpc8258 День тому

    This has got to be one of the top 5 Factorio videos i have ever watched in my over 400,000 hours of life.

  • @kacktustoo
    @kacktustoo День тому

    This was so funny, I really hope you keeping making stuff like this. It actually got me really interested in factorio

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      Thanks! I plan to. Path of Exile is in the works along with some others.

  • @clownymcclownerton1653
    @clownymcclownerton1653 День тому

    You need to play synthetik

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      It looks super cool but I've got so many other games to get though still lol

    • @clownymcclownerton1653
      @clownymcclownerton1653 День тому

      @@connorconquers js the last half of this vidmade me realize youd love it

  • @pissapocalypse
    @pissapocalypse День тому

    Im honestly offended that you rated Haley an F tier. Thats my WIFE

  • @e3.14c4
    @e3.14c4 День тому

    13:09 that is deeply, _deeply_ horrifying.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      I love digging with that spell lol. Comes with bonus digging 👀

  • @SolathPrime
    @SolathPrime День тому

    If you think this is addiction trust me you haven't seen mindustry yet

  • @icalculi
    @icalculi День тому

    this is too entertaining lol gawd i love this game

  • @CaptainARR
    @CaptainARR День тому

    My guy, your script structure is bonkers. 10/10.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      Thanks! This one was a blast to write and I learned a ton from it.

  • @Pedro-wq2dq
    @Pedro-wq2dq День тому

    make a fallout vault where the to dupes live rich and the bottom suffer to live but there like cattle

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      That's how a lot of colonies end up by default lol. Might be a fun challenge run to REALLY push that tho.

  • @3-valdiondreemur564
    @3-valdiondreemur564 2 дні тому

    So... Hum... The whole train thing... It's an understatement. I lost hundreds of hours in editor mode designing train intersections. I was DREAMING train signals, as Doshington prpphezised in his Seablock playthrough. I am also a menace when it comes to combinators. I am the engineer.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      Getting train-pilled by this game is absolutely wild. Would recommend.

    • @3-valdiondreemur564
      @3-valdiondreemur564 День тому

      @@connorconquers you do not want to know the horrors that lie in my blueprints book.

  • @quaketheduck1247
    @quaketheduck1247 2 дні тому

    hbomberguy was unexpected but perfect

  • @user-wy5rd6we1h
    @user-wy5rd6we1h 2 дні тому

    I had around 3 total attacks from biters, because I always attacked and eradicated them first, so much so, that I NEVER set up turrets, not even til the rocket

  • @auroracopperberg847
    @auroracopperberg847 2 дні тому

    I started choking on my drink when i heard 1st warning play!!!

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      As compensation to the community I've been bullied into trying LoboCorp.

  • @Issenthevampire
    @Issenthevampire 2 дні тому

    "This planet is alive and I'm going to teach it fear" Goes SO fucking hard. That train bit was incredible as well.

  • @arthurhammeke8296
    @arthurhammeke8296 2 дні тому

    I hate my free time. So that's why I'm getting the expansion.

  • @looknamman
    @looknamman 2 дні тому

    Factorio is a prequal of Hell Diver for sure.

  • @Elexyr
    @Elexyr 2 дні тому

    Bravo! Entertaining format, pacing of jokes and learning :)

  • @parsnippal1754
    @parsnippal1754 2 дні тому

    every factorio team is a polycule now

  • @Klebe3000
    @Klebe3000 2 дні тому

    Seeing this video makes me quite dissapointed that Hisi base had me uninstall the game after dying a few dozen times. Maybe Ill check the game out again.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      You and so many others. The devs were crazy for structuring their game like this but I kinda love it

  • @christianknuchel
    @christianknuchel 2 дні тому

    You're not using a train bus. Blasphemy.

  • @kently9376
    @kently9376 2 дні тому

    I have binged all your videos you are such a hidden gem! To answer your last question I’d watch anything you put out so just play what you like to play and we will enjoy 🫶

  • @sergei2039
    @sergei2039 2 дні тому

    As funny as video is, I would advise against giving new players "optimal" ratios and designs. This can very quickly make the game boring, and player burnt out. It happened to me, when I was just plapping down blueprints I found online and building them. Thankfully, with some spaghetti and overhaul mods you can once again experiences figuring out stuff from nothing.

  • @draconite7515
    @draconite7515 2 дні тому

    Playing lobotomy corporation 1st warning in the intro is wild. It literally triggered my ptsd.

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      Seeing so many comments like this has convinced me to buy the game 😂

  • @Visentinel
    @Visentinel 2 дні тому

    Wow the lead developer is awesome !!! And i love this game !!! It makes sense it takes a super dude like kovarex to invent a game this awesome and so well optimised.

  • @zaga9602
    @zaga9602 2 дні тому

    Since satisfactory 1.0 is coming out in september, any chance for a double dip into the factory game genre?

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      It's possible. I'm trying to come up with a similar format so I can cover similar games.

  • @a.........1._.2..__..._.....__

    Wrong guide? Incorrect. This is a fantastic guide. The gods appreciate dying for the sake of knowledge

  • @NoOne-fe3gc
    @NoOne-fe3gc 2 дні тому

    18:00 there it is, I thought Big Berta would go uncredited

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers День тому

      A core part of any powertrip- I mean, playthrough.

  • @Zeratultheking
    @Zeratultheking 2 дні тому

    You managed to capture the entire factorio arc in 20 min. Well done! Definitely going to check out more of your stuff as this is extremely well made!

  • @wasntwas
    @wasntwas 2 дні тому

    I cant wait for the day i can acually play noita *_competently._*

    • @connorconquers
      @connorconquers 2 дні тому

      That day is a lie. Source: I'm still a Notia moron, but I sometimes win.

  • @KyFriedChickenVA
    @KyFriedChickenVA 3 дні тому

    0:20 The Sweet Crack continues to spread through the world!!!