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Connor Conquers
Canada
Приєднався 16 бер 2018
That AAA game developer who makes funny guides and streams on Tuesdays.
The Worst Guide To Factorio
Factorio is a base-building-automate-'em-up and has allowed me to automate my descent into madness. This is a net negative for the biters.
Thumbnail art (and some used in the video) by: x.com/HideBoar
Watch me struggle live: www.twitch.tv/connorconquers
Random train of thought: PenthosGaming
Check out people who actually know what they're doing:
@Trupen
@DoshDoshington
@Nilaus
@ambiguousamphibian
@martincitopants
Music Used: ua-cam.com/play/PLNgoQLurSH-Yyntx7vBqE9aOQ2iT2Vb7g.html&si=-cz36E8mMfb090s0
RE lead dev: DO NOT HARASS ANYONE. No one gets bullied into believing they're in the wrong; they, more often than not, just double down. I learned about their behavior halfway through producing this, and had I known from the start, this video probably would have been about Satisfactory or something similar. All this to say, while I do love this game, it's somewhat tainted by this knowledge, and I wouldn't feel comfortable recommending it without acknowledging it.
Queertorio: github.com/ConnorConquers/Queertorio
SECTIONS
0:00 - Intro
2:00 - The Basics
7:02 - Just Build More
11:05 - Get Me Out Of Here
15:47 - THE FACTORY MUST GROW
19:19 - Conclusion
Thumbnail art (and some used in the video) by: x.com/HideBoar
Watch me struggle live: www.twitch.tv/connorconquers
Random train of thought: PenthosGaming
Check out people who actually know what they're doing:
@Trupen
@DoshDoshington
@Nilaus
@ambiguousamphibian
@martincitopants
Music Used: ua-cam.com/play/PLNgoQLurSH-Yyntx7vBqE9aOQ2iT2Vb7g.html&si=-cz36E8mMfb090s0
RE lead dev: DO NOT HARASS ANYONE. No one gets bullied into believing they're in the wrong; they, more often than not, just double down. I learned about their behavior halfway through producing this, and had I known from the start, this video probably would have been about Satisfactory or something similar. All this to say, while I do love this game, it's somewhat tainted by this knowledge, and I wouldn't feel comfortable recommending it without acknowledging it.
Queertorio: github.com/ConnorConquers/Queertorio
SECTIONS
0:00 - Intro
2:00 - The Basics
7:02 - Just Build More
11:05 - Get Me Out Of Here
15:47 - THE FACTORY MUST GROW
19:19 - Conclusion
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Why do we care what the devs do in their free time? Including making dumb comments on social media? If the game is good, then I will buy it. I could care less what they do, as long as they don't project their political views and/or personal opinions into the game in an unsightly way. If you are a game dev trying to promote "x" political view or opinion, make a game where that is the main focus. Otherwise, keep it out of your games. If you do that, I have literally zero problems with you. I don't know them personally, and I don't have to. At the same time, people in general also need to learn how to intelligently separate a creator from their specific works. Do you see any embedded political philosophies in Factorio (other than "committing genoc!de is 100% okay")? Because I definitely don't, not without performing some truly astonishing mental gymnastics. The point being that you shouldn't boycott a game you like just because one of the devs made a comment that gives you the ick. That's certainly your prerogative, and it's your money, but it doesn't make you seem any less douche-y. If I am on the verge of starvation, I'm not going to let myself die just because the guy selling me a loaf of bread said something off-color some number of years ago. That's just asinine. Not to compare video games to food, obviously - I was just using an extreme example to try to help underscore my point. Don't deny yourself pleasure (especially when it comes to something as trivial as a video game) just because you feel like you're betraying your beliefs. Suffering, in a broad sense, increases wisdom - but too much suffering is almost worse than none at all. Perhaps suffering is not the right word, and maybe "flagellation" is. Either way, I doubt he's gonna spend my $20 on a warhead that destroys all gays or whatever the hell opinion of his that people are so upset about.
"Ratios can get very out of hand in this game, so if you want to truly understand them, then the best advice I can give you is: good luck." This. 1000% this. In a moment of desperation, I asked an AI (Perplexity, because it has more up-to-date info than the free version of GPT) if there was a single unifying ratio I could follow for all the production lines, and it said there was no such holy scripture. It was in that moment that I chose to truly embrace Production. You must do the work to achieve understanding and enlightenment.... or insanity. I haven't really figured out which yet. Anyway, I have trains to make.
Godlike editing sir!
Love the callouts on the dev. And the shoutouts to other creators. Subbed.
"More insertions than a sounding enthusiast" ouch.
I fucking died at 20:47 I am stilol laughing 5min later
_This planet is alive and I'm gonna teach it fear_ 👀
AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO FEELS BAD FOR CLINT
whhat about poxial :(
Never heard of them but I'll check 'em out!
As a german, we indeed only need redbull, cigarettes and production to survive
Hey memes aside this video is god damn amazing. The pacing is perfect, the editing is perfect, the jokes are fucking great. It's like a Maxor video but i have functional retinas by the end.
So, some funny jokes throughout but the one at 15:56 made me literally laugh out loud so thanks for that. I've sort of bounced on the tutorial of all things. I don't know what it is, I want to get sucked into this game but don't while Satisfactory didn't let me go for over a year. Thanks for the video.
But poly can be beaten if you take enough shrooms
The Barton street metaphor couldn’t be more apt
As a player in the top 50 for playtime on steam(over 7K hours), I will never understand people who just build a base using templates. To me that seems to completely defeat the purpose of the game. I am a big fan of calculators, YAFC is the only reason I was able to complete the full pyanodon pack in only 3.5K hours.
Gotta say the entirety of the community keep arguing about who to fuck
Wonderful, isn't it?
objectively the funniest way to address the somewhat problematic factorio devs
Btw, in video he is using old big mama mall, which is outdated and sucks. There is a newer one, not optimal, but it works.
I used a very old blueprint with broken recipes. I just thought it looked cool for the video lol. Building your own mall is 100% the way to go.
Interesting the developer is the reason I bought and gifted copies to my friends.
I think Pierre is just as bad if not worst than Jojo Mart.
Matter of scale I guess lol
This has got to be one of the top 5 Factorio videos i have ever watched in my over 400,000 hours of life.
This was so funny, I really hope you keeping making stuff like this. It actually got me really interested in factorio
Thanks! I plan to. Path of Exile is in the works along with some others.
You need to play synthetik
It looks super cool but I've got so many other games to get though still lol
@@connorconquers js the last half of this vidmade me realize youd love it
Im honestly offended that you rated Haley an F tier. Thats my WIFE
13:09 that is deeply, _deeply_ horrifying.
I love digging with that spell lol. Comes with bonus digging 👀
If you think this is addiction trust me you haven't seen mindustry yet
So I've been told! I might check it out.
this is too entertaining lol gawd i love this game
My guy, your script structure is bonkers. 10/10.
Thanks! This one was a blast to write and I learned a ton from it.
make a fallout vault where the to dupes live rich and the bottom suffer to live but there like cattle
That's how a lot of colonies end up by default lol. Might be a fun challenge run to REALLY push that tho.
So... Hum... The whole train thing... It's an understatement. I lost hundreds of hours in editor mode designing train intersections. I was DREAMING train signals, as Doshington prpphezised in his Seablock playthrough. I am also a menace when it comes to combinators. I am the engineer.
Getting train-pilled by this game is absolutely wild. Would recommend.
@@connorconquers you do not want to know the horrors that lie in my blueprints book.
hbomberguy was unexpected but perfect
I had around 3 total attacks from biters, because I always attacked and eradicated them first, so much so, that I NEVER set up turrets, not even til the rocket
I started choking on my drink when i heard 1st warning play!!!
As compensation to the community I've been bullied into trying LoboCorp.
"This planet is alive and I'm going to teach it fear" Goes SO fucking hard. That train bit was incredible as well.
I hate my free time. So that's why I'm getting the expansion.
SAME
Factorio is a prequal of Hell Diver for sure.
The real extended lore 🪲
Bravo! Entertaining format, pacing of jokes and learning :)
every factorio team is a polycule now
Factorio yaoi when?
Seeing this video makes me quite dissapointed that Hisi base had me uninstall the game after dying a few dozen times. Maybe Ill check the game out again.
You and so many others. The devs were crazy for structuring their game like this but I kinda love it
You're not using a train bus. Blasphemy.
T-train bus????? Brb googling.
I have binged all your videos you are such a hidden gem! To answer your last question I’d watch anything you put out so just play what you like to play and we will enjoy 🫶
As funny as video is, I would advise against giving new players "optimal" ratios and designs. This can very quickly make the game boring, and player burnt out. It happened to me, when I was just plapping down blueprints I found online and building them. Thankfully, with some spaghetti and overhaul mods you can once again experiences figuring out stuff from nothing.
Playing lobotomy corporation 1st warning in the intro is wild. It literally triggered my ptsd.
Seeing so many comments like this has convinced me to buy the game 😂
Wow the lead developer is awesome !!! And i love this game !!! It makes sense it takes a super dude like kovarex to invent a game this awesome and so well optimised.
Since satisfactory 1.0 is coming out in september, any chance for a double dip into the factory game genre?
It's possible. I'm trying to come up with a similar format so I can cover similar games.
Wrong guide? Incorrect. This is a fantastic guide. The gods appreciate dying for the sake of knowledge
18:00 there it is, I thought Big Berta would go uncredited
A core part of any powertrip- I mean, playthrough.
You managed to capture the entire factorio arc in 20 min. Well done! Definitely going to check out more of your stuff as this is extremely well made!
I cant wait for the day i can acually play noita *_competently._*
That day is a lie. Source: I'm still a Notia moron, but I sometimes win.
0:20 The Sweet Crack continues to spread through the world!!!